Jerry, it is very important that bands that perform at your bar are given guidelines on what animals they can and can't sacrifice or have relationships with before/after their sets.

If the SPCA were to discover cat and dog carcases, you will get fined RM 200.00 per carcass.

Remember, it's OK to kill fish because they don't any feelings.

Those b@stards shouldn't be allowed 100m within any amplifiers. Last time they played at the seaside, whales beached themselves when their sonar location sensors were fried.

Jerry, it is very important that bands who perform at your bar are given guidelines as to the volume they should be or should not be playing at. Your bar is located in a residential area and the authorities will not hesitate to close down a bar if they receive complains from the residence that the music is too loud. This is not a bar/club located in the middle of the city, and consideration should be given to residents. Thank you.

So damn evil, one.

from 'The Key of The Mysteries' by Eliphas Levi:

"The angel of liberty was born before the dawn of the first day, before even the awakening of intelligence, and God called him the morning star.

O Lucifer! Voluntarily and disdainfully thou didst detach thyself from the heaven where the sun drowned thee in his splendour, to plow with thine own rays the unworked fields of night!

Thou shinest when the sun sets, and thy sparkling gaze precedes the daybreak!

Thou fallest to rise again; thou tastest of death to understand life better!

For the ancient glories of the world, thou art the evening star; for truth renascent, the lovely star of dawn.

Liberty is not licence, for licence is tyranny.

Liberty is the guardian of duty, because it reclaims right.

Lucifer, for whom the dark ages have made the genius of evil, will be truly the angel of light when, having conquered liberty, at the price of infamy, he will make use of it to submit himself to eternal order, inaugurating thus the glories of voluntary obedience."

Next time, do us a favor and shoot them on sight.
Silver bullets please, otherwise they tend to come back.
Staking them works as well.

Redrum. Redrum.

TURN IT UP TO 11 KIDS!

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Last Thursday, there was a band which didn't care that the volume they played at drove away half the crowd, and a very talented guest singer. All its singing guitarist offered was: "We play kinda loud".

Who's paying who, we kinda wonder?

Errol De Cruz - NST, U BUY U SELL